funny shayari.....dil se

Funny Shaayari

 

Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye

aasman se chand taare torr laun,

Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye

aasman se chand taare torr laun,

Lekin tum unka karo gi kiya???

(Kiya logical sher hai!!)

 

Dil ka dard dil torrne waley kiya jaaney,

Pyar ke rivajon ko zamana kiya jaaney,

Hoti hai kitni takleef larrki ko pataney main,

Ye ghar pe baitha larrki ka baap kiya jaaney

 

Hai tu agar mera dilbar,

Hai tu agar mera dilbar,

To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar.

 

Woh bhi kiya din the jub hum haseenon ke galey mila karte the,

Ye un dinon ki baat hai jub hum 2 saal ke hua kartey the.

 

Hum guzre un ki gali se ajab ittefaq tha,

Hum guzre un ki gali se ajab ittefaq tha,

unhon ne phenka hum pe phool,

lekin gamla bhi saath tha.

 

 

Un ki gali ke chakkar kaat kaat kar,

Kutte bhi hamare yaar ho gaey,

Woh to hamare ho na sakey,

Hum kutton ke sardar ho gaey.

 

Na woh inkaar karti hai,

Na woh ikraar karti hai,

Kambakhat mere hi sapnon main aa kar,

Mere dost se pyaar karti hai.

 

Mene poochha chand se...

Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa haseen?

Chand ne kaha: Chandni ki kasam...

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Ab jab gira baadal, teri yaad ai,

Jhoom ke barsa saawan, teri yaad ai,

Bheega main, lekin phir bhi teri yaad ai,

Kiyun na aey teri yaad?

Tune jo chhatri ab tak nahi lautai...

 

Lal diwar per choone se likha tha Ghalib ne,

Lal diwar per choone se likha tha Ghalib ne,

Yahan likhna mana hai.

 

Heer kahe Raanjhe se:

O sun mere Raanjhnaaa!

Jhoothe bartanon ko tum,

Ragarr ragarr kar maanjna!

 

Majnu ko Laila ka sms nahi aya,

Majnu ne 2 din se khana nahi khaya,

Majnu marne wala hai Laila ke pyar main,

Aur Laila bethi hai sms free hone ke intazar main.