Tindakan Super Konyol yang Dilakukan Ditengah Jalan Raya!

Tindakan orang-orang dibawah ini benar-benar konyol. Entah stress atau hanya mau bikin sensasi doank gue ngga tau. Yang jelas ulah gila mereka malah akan menyebabkan mereka berurusan dengan polisi.Tindakan gila apa aja yang mereka dilakukan di tengah jalan ????? Neh loe lihat sendiri.Fitness yuk ........Pipis neh yeeee...........Pamer pantat.....Nyalurin hobby ........Lupa pake CD......Aduh gerah

KIM KARDASHIAN IS DEAD?? SAYS AD

Kim Kardashian is dead!Actualy, not really, only on the Internet. The reality star appears in a coffin for a new campaign to raise money for World AIDS Day. The plan is for her, and several other stars like Justin Timberlake and Lady Gaga to quit social networking and not log back in until they’ve raised one million dollars.Sad as the plight of children in Africa may be, there's an upside to this

Landing On Your Face FAIL ,Full Video

Kid tries to jump his bike and ends up landing on his face.

DIRTY MONKEY (Full Video)

Funny Farting Dolphin : Funny Talking Animals, BBC One (Pics & Videos)

Funny Farting Dolphin : Funny Talking AnimalsFunny Farting Dolphin

'Threat Level Midnight' On The Office & Deleted Scenes (Full Videos)

The Office to scenes from Michael’s movie? That’s what happened tonight. “Threat Level Midnight” was fun, but also seemed to last a lot longer than was necessary.Here’s an overview of what this is all about: After eleven years of writing, shooting, re-shooting and editing, Michael (aka Steve Carell’s character) is ready to present to his co-workers the long awaited action movie he’s been creating

Best Funny Babies (Full Video Clips)

Best Funny Babies (Full Video Clips)

Mr. Bean - Very Funny Dance

Indonesian-English (This is hilarious!)

These are some good signs that English has been used widely in Indonesia and merged within local native languanges.

Jakartenglish:
Jakarte English is marked by the 'sih', 'deh', 'dong', 'nih', etc
- That book is very good, deh.- Can you speak english?... yeah, a little sih I can!
- Use my money first nih..
- Give me more dong..
- How sih? Little little angry..

Sundanglish is also available,embeded with 'atuh', 'euy', 'mah'
- Well, if that kind, it pretty so-so atuh
- It can't be that way euy..
- I am mah, not like that... anything else?

Javelish..
The typical Javanese language: 'lho', 'lha', 'tho', 'kok', 'ki', etc
- Lho, I already bought that book!
- Kok, buying again?
- I told you many times 'tho' !
- Lha, I didn't know tho yo... how ki !?
- Don't be like that, no....!?

Other exclamation words of Java: 'wo_', 'wah', 'wé_', 'jian', and 'jé_'
- Wé_ lha this book is mine jé...!
- Wo_, only like that tho!
- Wah, expensive, tho?
- Jian, Vera is beautiful tenan!
We may also use "Jan", pronounce it with longer vowel sound to make it more dramatic, like "jaaan" or "jiaaaan"

Surobenglish is marked by 'tah' and the famous word is 'dianc**' (lho? kok using this word tho? This is bad word jé..)
-Do you feel sick, tah ?
-Dianc**... he took my money, rek !

There are also abundant 'sound effect' or onomatopoeia in Javanese language that are commonly used:
- Suddenly, mak bedhengus Curtis appeared
- My head feels pain, mak cleng !
- Mak tlepok, and just like that I got a manggo !
- My chicken is suddenly died, mak cekengkeng !
- Mak gedebug, Mas Oji fell down.
- Mak jegagik....my boss appeared, I was so surprised ngantek my papers fell down ngono kae..

Source: http://terselubung.blogspot.com/2010/09/joke-sore.html

Seni Lipat Uang Yang Lucu

sumber: http://www.sayakasihtahu.com/2010/08/seni-lipat-uang-yang-lucu.html

Source: http://terselubung.blogspot.com/2010/08/seni-lipat-uang-yang-lucu.html

Foto Foto Kocak Para Politisi

sumber :http://batamgemerlap.blogspot.com/2010/08/ngakak-ngeliat-politikus-dunia-ini.html

Source: http://terselubung.blogspot.com/2010/08/foto-foto-kocak-para-polotisi.html

'Unlucky' Day

Hari ini bisa dibilang hari 'sial'. Ada dua kejadian hari ini...

Case I

Tadi pagi bangun, ambil anduk, ambil baju. Tapi... Celana olah raga gue dimana?! Udah dicari di lemari baju, dan gak ada satu pun. Padahal harusnya ada 2 lho. Nah abis itu gue langsung ke jemuran. Cari, mungkin gak ya masih dijemur? Dan ternyata nggak ada. Di kamar mbak ada nggak ya? Nggak ada. Di tempat baju ada nggak ya? Eh! Dan ternyata... Ada! Eh gak deng, ternyata itu cuman celana yang mirip sama celanaku. *sial* Hal kedua yang kepikiran di otak; 'Telfon ke lobby C aja ya, nanya mbak nya, kira-kira liat gak ya celanaku?' Tapi pas baru mau nelfon... Eh mbaknya udah dateng. Ku tanyain, dan katanya nggak liat sama sekali. Haduh. Gimana tuh. Masa gak liat sih. Ihh aneh. Padahal ada 2 lho celana yang kayak gitu. Haduhh. Desperate banget. Hampir nangis tau gak *lebay*. Tapi udah desperate banget sih. Nanti gimana di sekolah? -_- Haduhh. Akhirnya aku nanya mbak, kira-kira marah nggak ya kalo yang lain dibangunin? Katanya mbak '*tuuuut* yang marah kalo dibangunin.' Eh ya udah deh nggak jadi. Aaaahh :((

Abis itu gue langsung mandi aja deh, udah ngabisin 13 menit nyariin celana itu. Padahal harusnya jam segitu lagi mandi, mungkin udah hampir selesai. Hhhh.

Setelah mandi, mbak bilang 'Tadi mbak udah cari di kamarnya Adrian nggak ada.' Yahh :( Jadi ya udah deh, terpaksa tadi pake ke sekolah pake seragam. Pas udah di sekolah, langsung cepet-cepet ke bookstore trus beli celana, dan langsung ganti.

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Flag raising udah berlalu, dan akhirnya saat untuk morning walk! Eh, tapi tau nggak? MASA MORNING WALKNYA DIBATALIN KARENA WAKTUNYA UDAH NGGAK CUKUP. Elah. Udah capek-capek nih gue beli celana baru. Ngabisin uang tau gak >:O

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Pas sampe di rumah.. Aku tanya mbak 'Mbak celanaku ada nggak?' Kata mbak, 'Nggak ada Dir. Celananya yang kayak celana putih yang itu, cuman warna item kan?' Trus aku bilang 'Bukan mbak, celananya yang kayak yang kupake sekarang.' Trus abis itu aku lupa mbak bilang apa.

Beberapa saat setelah itu....

Mbak: 'Dir, celananya yang ini bukan?'

Aku: 'Nah iya bener! Ketemu dimana mbak?'

Mbak: 'Di kamar Adrian.'

Aku: *dalam hati* "Ya elah gimana sih, tadi pagi katanya nggak ada?! Liat nih udah beli celana baru hhhh"

Case II

Besok kan jadwal HBL (Home Based Learning), jadi kita nggak masuk sekolah, tapi ngerjain PR di rumah. Nah, PRnya itu kan dikasihnya lewat website sekolah, namanya LMS. Karena aku murid baru, aku belom terdaftar di LMS. Jadi pas pulang sekolah, aku nemuin guru yang ngurusin LMS, dan aku ngasih tau kalo aku nggak bisa log in ke account LMS ku. Trus sama gurunya, aku disuruh nulis nama, kelas, dan NRIC number. Abis itu udah deh pulang.

Nah, pas sampe di rumah, aku langsung ngakses LMS. Mau ngecek udah bisa buka atau belom. Aku masukin ID sama passwordnya. Dan... Berhasil! Bisa masuk!

Tapi.... *JENG JENG JENG*

NAMA GUE KEDAFTAR SEBAGAI 'UNDRIA NOOR'!!! WHAT THE HELL?! Ya Allah, apa tulisan gue segitu jeleknya sampe nggak kebaca ya? Padahal jelas-jelas itu I. Diatas dan bawahnya udah dikasih garis, jadi mirip huruf I. Kayaknya nggak mungkin banget deh huruf itu bisa jadi U. Udah gitu namaku INDIRA, bukan UNDIRA. Dan namaku kedaftar sebagai UNDRIA. Aduh. Apa tulisan gue yang nggak jelas, atau gurunya yang salah baca sih? Elahh. Sedih amat sih gue. T.T

50 Lessons Learned From Movies

I wast just stumbling, and I found this article. True and hilarious.

If you’ve watched a lot of movies like I have, you’ll find these pretty hilarious. Here are 50 lessons learned from movies:

1. If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St Patrick’s Day parade – at any time of the year.

2. All beds have special L-shaped top sheets that reach up to armpit level on a woman but only waist level on the man lying beside her.

3. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.

4. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off – even while scuba diving.

5. The ventilation system of any building is a perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building without difficulty.

6. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do.

7. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window of any building in Paris.

8. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

9. When paying for a taxi, never look at your wallet as you take out a note – just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.

10. If you lose a hand, it will cause the stump of your arm to grow by 15cm.

11. Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family every morning, even though the husband and children never have time to eat them.

12. Cars and trucks that crash will almost always burst into flames.

13. A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of a football stadium.

14. Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.

15. All single women have a cat.

16. Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.

17. One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at one.

18. Creepy music coming from a graveyard should always be closely investigated.

19. Most people keep a scrapbook of newspaper cuttings – especially if any of their family or friends has died in a strange boating accident.

20. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involved martial arts – your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessor.

21. During a very emotional confrontation, instead of facing the person you are speaking to, it is customary to stand behind them and talk to their back.

22. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your room will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.

23. Dogs always know who’s bad and will naturally bark at them.

24. When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.

25. Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch-enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gases, lasers and man eating sharks that will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.

26. Having a job of any kind will make all fathers forget their son’s eighth birthday.

27. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they’re going to go off.

28. It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.

29. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

30. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.

31. If you decide to hack into the CIA database, all you need is a laptop and an internt connection. it will usually take about 10 seconds to get into the system and you will usually be undetected.

32. No matter how dirty the water is, it is still possible for you to jump in and open your eyes underwater. You’ll be able to see everything clearly and your eyes wont hurt.

33. In every bar you go into, the bartender will always know how to make any and every long named drink of your choice.

34. When walking in a quiet and dark area, its only fair to ask if someone is there.

35. It’s always possible to outrun a explosion/fireball by running straight towards the camera, sometimes in slow motion.

36. The prologue and/or epilogue, when applicable, is always narrated by a soothing calm monotone voiced individual, preferably Morgan Freeman.

37. Never be afraid to jump off of a building into an open dumpster, as the contents will most likely always be clean, fluffy garbage bags.

38. Most police officers HATE partners. If they do have a partner that they trust and like, he/she will die.

39. The last bad guy in a shootout is too tough to die fast like everyone else. He must pretend to give up or be dead, and suddenly try to shoot one of the good guys. Then and only then can he die quickly.

40. Cars can screech tires and burn rubber even if they’re on gravel or sand.

41. Everybody’s phone number starts with 555.

42. Monsters always make noise before attacking.

43. If you have face stubble….you have a dark mysterious past.

44. Ancient Romans had English accents.

45. Nobody has morning breath in the movies…the first thing a couple does is kiss each other when they wake up.

46. All helocopter crashes occur on the other side of the mountain.

47. Computers in sci-fi films have either male or female voices that speak in a calm, reassuring tone even in the most extreme situations.

48. In high speed chases, no car ever runs out of gas.

49. Funerals usually happen when it rains. The hardest, bravest, coolest person is usually the one without an umbrella or hat and usually stands alone either to the side or behind everyone.

50. If your female who has never been on a date or even been hit on, don’t worry. All it takes is some contacts, new hair styles, and new clothes to make you the baddest bitch in the town.

Source: http://static-romance.org/wordpress/random/50-lessons-learned-from-movies

Some SUPERCOOL Youtube Channels

On this post, I'm gonna share with you some Youtube Channels that I find interesting... Here they are...


SUPERMAC18

He's a teeanager.. He's a boy.. He posts quite random things, BUT HE'S FUNNY!

This is one of his videos that I like the most, 'My Teachers Is Following Me On Twitter'.



He has 2 Youtube channel, his second channel is HELLOIMMAC .


MYSTERYGUITARMAN

If you look at his username, 'MysteryGuitarMan', you'll think that he's a musician.. But he doesn't play guitar in all of his videos, he's actually more like a comedian. His videos are funny and quite creative. Just take a look.

Anyway, take a look at this video, 'iFlip'.



SUNGHAJUNG

Now this boy is a musician. He plays guitar, fingerstyle guitar. And he's so AWESOME!


Now, it's time to promote the Youtube Channels of my fellow Third Reich friends. Here it comes:


HUTOMOSALEH

Hutomo is a fingerstyle guitar guitarist. He started playing when he saw Sungha Jung's videos. Hutomo also plays very well.. Keep it up!


RAKAWIRATAMA95

Raka is a bassist, he's an AllSparx member.

AllSparx >> A band which consists of: Raka, Dewo, Dewangga, Ravan, and Aga.


DEWANGGAAS

Dewangga is a member of AllSparx.


Hmmm.. I guess that's all.. Thanks for reading!

Hee.

After all these weeks as a receptionist, is it still okay to giggle a little whenever I tell someone on the phone that the person they’re looking for is “out to lunch”?

kxx

Coffee GIMBAL!

Jadi gini nih ceritanya : Si Coffee bulunya rada aneh gitu, jadi bulunya pada ngegerumpel gitu deh pokoknya aneh. Jadinya kita bawa tuh ke dokter. Nah kata dokternya, bulunya perlu dicukur karena gimbal. Jadi mungkin pas kapan gitu dia kena air, trus jadinya bulunya pada nyatu. Trus cara nyembuhinnya itu harus dicukur. Jadi terpaksa deh dicukur tuh bulunya Coffee.

Dan hasilnya : WAAAAAAAAAAAAH NGERI BENER TUH SI KOPI! Trus pas dibawa pulang, kucing kucing pada nyiumin. Mungkin menurut mereka : Ih, aneh banget nih. Kucing atau bukan sih? Huahahahha kasian juga sih si Coffee... Dia minder nggak ya? Wakakakak

Trus si Mocrut nyiumin si Coffee... Trus pas ekornya Coffee goyang goyang, kan kayak tali tuh, si Mocrut mainin ekornya. Hahahahaa lucu banget deh. Trus sebagai hukumannya si Mocrut di penjara. Hahaha Maksudnya dikandangin gitu lhooo.

Oh ya, bagi yang mau liat, foto menyusul

Video Bahasa JAWA!

Aku dapet video ini nih, lucu deh. Bahasanya diganti bahasa Jawa.

BUSH PIDATO DALAM BAHASA JAWA

WAWANCARA GATES DALAM BAHASA JAWA

OBAMA

Lucu-lucuan

Aku dapet ini dari mamaku, dan mamaku dapet ini dari temennya. Lucu deh:

Letter for Bill Gates

Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.

2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. We request you to change that to 'sit', so that we can click that by sitting.

3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at home.

4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?

6. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'My Computer'; when you will provide the remaining items?

7. It is surprising that windows says 'My Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

8. There is 'Microsoft Office' what about 'Microsoft Home'? since I use the PC at home only.

9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?

10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God Sake! Please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

Regards,

S.Yessica

Last one to Mr Bill Gates :

Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?

My Names

Rules: Just follow the directions below for a laugh or two. At the end, choose 15 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you.

1. YOUR REAL NAME:Indira Noor Hanifa Pranabudi

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle) Indizzle

3. YOUR SPY NAME:(favorite colour and favourite animal) Blue Cat

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:(your middle name and street you live on/or neighborhood if it's a number) Noor Madrid (Ah aneh)

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME:(the first 3 letters of your last name, and first 2 letters of your first name) Prain (Yah nanti kalo diilangin r-nya jadi Pain dong huhu)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO/CRIMINAL NAME:(your 2nd favorite colour, and favourite drink) Orange Milkshake

7. YOUR IRAQI NAME:(2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, 1st letter of your last name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, and 3rd letter of your dads) Napoa

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:(parents middle names) Noor Pranabudi (Papa nggak ada Middle Name)

9 . YOUR GOTH NAME:(black, and the name of one of your pets) Black Mocha

10 . YOUR HOOD NAME:(first 3 of your first name, and add -iqua) Indiqua