Deadly PJs of Year 2011 + Funny Jokes +Bhayankar Pj's

Naukrani: "Malkin! Chote Baba Ne Cockroach Kha Lia hai."
Malkin: "Oh God!Call Doctor Fast"
Naukrani: "Aap Tension Na Lo .. Maine Chote Baba Ko BAYGON Pila dia hai."


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Pappu Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala
Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi
Qun... Qun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The



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Santa-Oye!what R U doing?
Banta-Recording this baby’s voice.
Santa-Why?
Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this



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Wife: I hate the beggar who came yesterday!
Husband: Why??
Wife: I gave him food yesterday & today he gifted me a book "How to Cook"!!



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Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi
To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya
Aur Niche Likha
"COMING SOON"



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A man calls his wife through an !dea mobile.
But the call goes to another woman.
They loved & got married.
Moral: an !dea can change ur wife



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Wht is similarity between Bill gates n me?
Don't know??
He never comes 2 my house and I never go 2 his house
EGO PROBLEMS U KNOW...



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A lawyer sent an overdue bill to a client with a note "This Bill is one year old"
He got his bill back with a note that read "Happy Birthday!"



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SARDAR:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"?
FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun.
SARDAR:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain....answer bata ke jaa.



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Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying
Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver



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Ek Aadmi Kabar Pe Baitha Tha ..Musafir Ne Pucha, "Darr Nahi Lagta?"
Aadmi- "Darne Ki Kya Baat Hai , Andar Garmi Lag Rahi Thi Thodi Der Bahar Aa Gaya."



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Bin Laden's son was studing in an American school.
Teacher asked him, " I have 4 apples, how can I share it among 5 children"
He answerd, "KILL ONE"



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Waiter gives bill to Sardar
Sardar: "Take my card."
Waiter: "But sir, this is Ration Card."
Sardar: "So what? U have writen outside
"ALL CARDS ACCEPTED"...

Valentine Special Collection : Valentine Song+Love/ROMANTIC SMS in Hindi/English+Greetings Cards + Love Poems + Valentine's Gifts

There are different opinions regarding the origin of Valentine's Day. Some experts claim that it originated from St Valentine, a Roman who was martyred for refusing to give up Christianity. He died on Feb 14, 269 AD, the same day that had been devoted to love lotteries.

Some sources say that St Valentine left a farewell note for the jailer's daughter, who had become his friend, and signed it "From Your Valentine."

Another perspective about Valentine's day say that Saint Valentine served as a priest at the temple during the reign of Emperor Claudius. Claudius then had Valentine jailed for defying him. In 496 AD Pope Gelasius set aside Feb 14 to honour St. Valentine.

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Now you know the reason look at the meaning of every day in the valentine week:

Valentine week starting from Feb 7-14 provides an occasion for lovers to express and celebrate the love and affection. The each day in valentine week as some significance, as the list follows.

Feb 7: Rose day

Feb 8: Propose day

Feb 9: Chocolate day

Feb 10: Teddy Day

Feb 11: Promise Day

Feb 12: Hug Day

Feb 13: Kiss Day

Feb 14: Valentine Day

Dedicate A Valentine's Poem

i carry your heart with me

(i carry it in my heart)

i am never without it

(anywhere i go you go, my dear; and whatever is done by only me is your doing, my darling)

I fear no fate

(for you are my fate, my sweet)

i want no world

(for beautiful you are my world, my true)

and it's you are whatever a moon has always meant

and whatever a sun will always sing is you

here is the deepest secret nobody knows

(here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud

and the sky of the sky of a tree called life; which grows

higher than soul can hope or mind can hide)

and this is the wonder that's keeping the stars apart

i carry your heart (i carry it in my heart)

Valentine's SMS in Hindi/English

V….is for Valentine ; you are my only Valentine

A…..is for I will Always be yours

L…..is for Love at its most extreme

E…..is for Everlasting love ; Ecstatic love.

N…..is for Never-ending love

T…..is for we will Always be Together forever

I…..is for you being Intelligent and Innocent;

N….is 4 Natures naughty way of saying I luv you to

E…..is for Eternity our love is so ever lasting

Love isn't a decision, it's a feeling. If we could decide who to love, then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical.

Valentine’s Day Shayari Tere Naam Ko Honto Pe Sajaya He Mene. Tere Ruh Ko Apne Dil Me Basaya He Mene. Dunya Tumhen Dhondte Dhondte Ho Jaye Gi Pagal. Dil Ke Aise Kone Me Chupaya He Mene.

Log Kehte Firte Hai Jise Hum Pyaar Karte Hai Wo Ek Chand Ka Tukda Hai,

Par Unhe Kyaa Pata Jise Mai Pyaar Karta Houn Chand Uska Ek Tukda Hai

I Love You And Happy Valentines...

24hrs make a lovely day,

7 days make a lovely week,

52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a

person like me will make ur life lovely.

Have a lovely day n life!**

Wen things go wrong...

Wen sadness fills ur heart...

wen tears flow in ur eyes...

always remember 3 things

1) I'm with u...

2) Still with u...

3) Will ALWAYS b...

48+2 Members can sit in a Bus.

5+1 can sit in a Car.

3+1 can sit in a auto

1+1 can sit in a Bike.

Only 1 can sit in my Heart,

That’s ‘U’ My dear valentine

I dream about you evey night

I shiver when your in sight

I long to hold you close n tight

I wanna be there with all my might

I m just hoping I'm the girl whos right

My rose is red,

Ur eyes r blue,

You love me,

and I love u.

Happy valentine’s day.

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. Happy Valentine's Day

Some People are So Much Important in our Life.

Not because We Enjoy their Company.

But Because We Feel Sooo much Loneliness in their Absence.

Happy Valentine's Day

Love so steady, love so fine,

Be my Valentine and I'll be thine.

If we love each other, rain or shine,

We'll be rockin' hand in hand

At a hundred and ninety-nine.

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Dedicate A Valentine's Song To Special One:

Dedicate these Lovely Romantic songs to your Dear ones to make their mood.One of the Most evergreen romantic Songs

Song Artist Album/Movie

Hindi Songs:

1. Kya Mujhe Pyar Hai (KK -Woh Lamhe)
2. Baatein Kuch Ankahee (Adnan Sami -Metro)
3. Dil Ibaadat (KK - Tum Mile)
4. Tum Ho To (Farhan Akhtar -Rock On)
5. Ajab Si (KK - Om Shanti Om)
6. Bakhuda Tumihi Ho (Atif Aslam -Kismat Konnection)
7. Kaise Mujhe (Benny Dayal -Ghajini)
8. Zara Sa (KK -Jannat)
9. Tera Hone Laga Hoon (Alisha Chinoy -Ajab Prem Ki Gajab Kahani)
10. Bahon Ke Darmiyan (Alka Yagnik -Khamoshi)
11. Hum Tum (Babul Supriyo -Hum Tum)
12. Hume Tumse Pyar Kitna (Kishore Kr. - Kudrat)
    
13. Tu Hi Dil Hai (KK -Jhankar Beats)

English Songs:

1. Everything I Do (Bryan Adams -Best of Me)
2. All For Love (Bryan Adams -Best of Me)
3. Careless Whisper (George Michael - Youre Beautiful CD1)
4. The Power Of Love (La Fuerza Mayor) (Il Divo - 50 Great Songs Vol. 1)
5. I Knew I Loved You (Savage Garden -Youre Beautiful CD2)
6. How Am I supposed To Live without you (Michael Bolton - Youre Beautiful CD2)
7. I Will Still Love You (Britney Spears - Baby One More Time)
8. Every Day I Love You ( Boyzone Back Again - No Matter What (The Greatest Hits))
10. I'd Love You To Want Me (Lobo-Greatest Hits)

Shayri Dil Se.. + Hindi Shayri +Funny Shayri+Love Shayri+ Download Latest Collection Of Shayri

Arz kiya hai..........!!!!!!
Har ek muskurahat muskan nahi hoti,
nafrat ho ya mohabbat asan nahi hoti,
aansu gam ke or khushi ke ek se hote hai,
magar inki pehchan asan nahi hoti.....!!!!

Arz kiya hai....
Bhool hui ho humse to,
bhool samajh kar bhula dena,
magar bhulana sirf bhul ko,
kahi hume na bhula dena.........!!!!!!!

Arz kiya hai.....
Ishq karne wale aankho se aankho ki baat samajh lete hain,
Sapno mai mil jaye to mulakaat samajh lete hain,
Rota to ye aasman bhi hai apni dharti ke liye,
Par log use barsaat samajh lete hain.......!!!!

Arz kiya hai.....
Ishq karne wale aankho se aankho ki baat samajh lete hain,
Sapno mai mil jaye to mulakaat samajh lete hain,
Rota to ye aasman bhi hai apni dharti ke liye,
Par log use barsaat samajh lete hain.......!!!!

Arz kiya hai.......
Unhone apna kabhi banaya hi nahi,
jootha hi sahi pyar dikhaya hi nahi,
Galtiyan apni hum maan bhi jaate,
par kya kare kasoor hamara hume bataya hi nahi.....!!!!!

Arz kiya hai...

ya rabba de de koi jaan bhi agar.
Jara gaur farmayega..
ya rabba de de koi jaan bhi agar,
ya rabba de de koi jaan bhi agar,
Draw the circuit diagram as shown in figure.

Palat palat kar dekhate rah gaye hum
Unki julfo me esa khumar tha,
Wah wah.. Kya khumar tha.......
Palat palat kar dekhate rah gaye hum
Unki julfo me esa khumar tha,
Sari khusia badal gai gam me,
Jab pata chala ke wo SARDAR tha.....

Na jeene ki tammna hai na marne ka khauf
(fellings to dekho)
Na jeene ki tammna hai na marne ka khauf
The number you are trying to reach is switched off.

Us pari ko zameen par kisne bulaya,
Us pari ko zameen par kisne bulaya,
Daya pata karo DHONI ka max mobile kisne churaya.?

Arz Kiya hai...

Mere Hath ki bani khichadi jara chakhna,
(Wah kya test hai)
Mere Hath ki bani khichadi jara chakhna,
GARNIR FRUCTIS -- Apna khyal rakhana..

!!!!!...... BADMASSSHHH SHAYAR......!!!!!

Deadly PJs+ Shayari In Hindi+Pj Of the Day for All Pj Lovers

Arz Kiya Hai...

takdir me jo hai wahi milega,

Dekho takdir ki bat chal rahi hai..
Jara gaur farmayega.,.,

takdir me jo hai wahi milega,
takdir me jo hai wahi milega,
Hands Up, Apani jagah se koi nahi hilega.

Q: Which is the safest way to see a shark?
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Ans: On Television....
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A FANTASTIC PJ:
Q: What would Baby Corn say To Mom Corn?
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Guess plz....
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He'll ask:
"Where is Pop Corn?"

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Q: What is the full form of CNBC ???
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It means....
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Cartoon Network for Business Community !!

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Q: Do u know what is the meaning of PYAR?
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Some friends sitting on the table in a BAR.....
& saying.....
"P - YAAR"

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Q1) What is it that RAM can do but RAVAN cant?
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A: Wear a T-SHIRT.


Q2) What is it that RAVAN can do but RAM cant?
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A: Group discussion when he is alone.

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Q: Why did Ram Gopal Varma made 'Phoonk'?
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ANS:
Uski Picchli 'AAG' ko bujhaane ke liye....

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Q: What do u call a 800 year old Hanuman Temple???
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Guess???
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Give it a shot....
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MARUTI 800!!!

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Dharam Paaji subscribed to Hutch. But the hutch network did not follow him.
Why?
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Bcoz the Dog was afraid,
'Kutte! Main tera khoon pee jaunga.'

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Q: Agar Bengali ka phone kat jaaye, to woh kya kahega?
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Socho....
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Kol-Kata.....

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Q: Dada Kondake opened a Bank in the memory of his Mother's Grandmother
i.e. Great Grandmother.
What did he name the bank?
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Think!
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"I CHI I CHI I" Bank.

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Q: Ek Kaana Ladka kisi ladki ko propose kare to kaunsa song gaayega?
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Ek NAZAR se bhi pyar hota hai, Maine suna hai....

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Bear this PJ !!
Q: What is the difference between Paneer Masala and Paneer 'Tikka' Masala??
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Think!
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Think!
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Simple!
The Latter is Vaccinated...!!

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Q: Why does the BAA of "Kyunki Saas bhi Kabhi Bahu thi" never die?
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Coz God Never Dies....
Confused?
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BAA 'KHUDA' TUMHI HO!

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Q: If Bill Gate's mother gets bored, What will u call her?
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Take a Guess....
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MOTHER-BOARD!

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Q: Why did the Tightrope Walker visit the ATM?
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Think....
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Ans: To check his balance....

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UNBEATABLE PJ:

Q: According to Gabbar, Sher Ka Bacha Kaun hai??
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ANS:
HOLI.
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Coz....
He Keeps Saying...
"Holi CUB hai,
CUB hai Holi...."

New Year Party Games

As the new year arrived everybody is throwing party at their homes .to make your party more happening try out this few games.Here are some games you can play during the New Year Party:

Musical Chair

This is the oldest game played in every ceremony and festival. Some chairs are arranged less than the number of people, a short snippet of music is played while the people move around these chairs. Those playing the game move around the chair. When the music stops everyone tries to sit on a vacant chair. The person who doesn't find a chair is 'out'. Similarly, one chair is taken out after every round. Person who is left at the end of the game is declared the winner'.

My Resolution

This game can be played by 4 or more players. Make your guest write his or her own 5 resolutions, each on a slip of paper. Pull one slip of paper out of a hat at a time and read it out loud. Everyone has to write down on another sheet of paper who they think made each resolution. At the end of the readings, the person who guessed the most correctly wins a prize. Talk about some of the wrong guesses out loud for fun!

The Grouping Game

This is a good game to play as a mixer. It is a fun, fast moving game. It starts out as everyone collects in one big group.

The leader initially calls out a number, usually a number between two and fifteen. The number shouldn't be more than half of the number of total participants. When the number is called out everyone must try to collect in a group that contains that number of people. The group members should be latching arms or have their arms wrapped around each other so that the leader can see who is in the group. If someone cannot enter a group because the number of required members has been reached, he is out of the game. As different numbers are successively called out the number of participants gets smaller and smaller. Eventually, there are less than ten people. The last group, or winning group, should have anywhere from two to five people.

New years win, lose or draw

This game is one of the active games played at the time of New Year. More than 6 players can play this game. Large drawing pads, pens and list of large events are required. Go through magazines and newspapers to pick out events from past years. Use these events as "titles" to Win, Lose or Draw. For tons of fun, make each of your guests team up in two's and draw whichever past year's event that they have randomly drawn while others guess.

Funny Face Contest

Such games have been played by people of all ages for so many years. At times it seems to be a very old concept but is still amongst the most commonly played games. Take picture of your guests one by one. Have them make a funny face and be sure to tell them there is a prize for the best face. After all the pictures have been taken, download them to your computer or laptop and have everyone gather around the monitor. The winner will be judged on the greatest laughter.

New Year Gift (What to Gift At New Year To Your Loved Ones)

Floral New Year Gift Ideas

Traditionally flowers are great gift items. They never go out of style. While presenting flowers, as New Year Gifts make sure the flowers are fresh. If your recipient is allergic to any particular flower remember to exclude it form your New Year bouquet. The arrangement should bear your personal touch. You can even buy flowers and gift them in designer vases with the 'A Very Happy New Year' imprinted on them.

Decorative New Year Gift Objects

Another great New Year Gift Idea is presenting anything from fountains, clocks, wind chimes, and dream catchers to china or, metal sculptures and picture pals. Choicest books and writing materials like pens, letter or writing pad go excellent as New Year Gift Ideas for all ages and occasions.For kids and grown-ups with some creative bent of mind, things like drawing and coloring materials or musical instrument; or toys or games of infotainment to mind teasers are always wonderful New Year Gift Ideas.

Musical New Year Gift Ideas

Another great New Year Gift Idea is to present a cassette or CD - audio or video, of the recipient's favorite song titles. It can be a collection of all the songs that catch the true spirit of the season.

Other New Year Gift Ideas

Floral New Year Gift Ideas

Traditionally flowers are great gift items. They never go out of style. While presenting flowers, as New Year Gifts make sure the flowers are fresh. If your recipient is allergic to any particular flower remember to exclude it form your New Year bouquet. The arrangement should bear your personal touch. You can even buy flowers and gift them in designer vases with the 'A Very Happy New Year' imprinted on them.

Decorative New Year Gift Objects

Another great New Year Gift Idea is presenting anything from fountains, clocks, wind chimes, and dream catchers to china or, metal sculptures and picture pals. Choicest books and writing materials like pens, letter or writing pad go excellent as New Year Gift Ideas for all ages and occasions.For kids and grown-ups with some creative bent of mind, things like drawing and coloring materials or musical instrument; or toys or games of infotainment to mind teasers are always wonderful New Year Gift Ideas.

Musical New Year Gift Ideas

Another great New Year Gift Idea is to present a cassette or CD - audio or video, of the recipient's favorite song titles. It can be a collection of all the songs that catch the true spirit of the season.

Other New Year Gift Ideas

Utilities

Pick up anything from a Perfume, to a nice looking useful school bag to a fancy leather bag or even a sizeable kit bag. A wristwatch, a belt; Walkman to luxury cruise tickets; New Year Gift Ideas here are endless.

Jewelry

Jewelry can sometimes be expensive. Yet they are forever. This New Year present your beloved with a delicate and precious ring, bracelet, or necklace. You can even give photographic charms, handcrafted jewelry and beaded votive holders. They act as great New Year Gifts and will never fail to bring a smile on that face.

Pick up anything from a Perfume, to a nice looking useful school bag to a fancy leather bag or even a sizeable kit bag. A wristwatch, a belt; Walkman to luxury cruise tickets; New Year Gift Ideas here are endless.

Jewelry

Jewelry can sometimes be expensive. Yet they are forever. This New Year present your beloved with a delicate and precious ring, bracelet, or necklace. You can even give photographic charms, handcrafted jewelry and beaded votive holders. They act as great New Year Gifts and will never fail to bring a smile on that face.

Download Free New Year Messages

May this New Year bring many opportunities your way, to explore every joy of life and may your resolutions for the days ahead stay firm, turning all your dreams into reality and all your efforts into great achievements.

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Hope u'll have a New Year that starts right and ends Happy!

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Nights are Dark but Days are Light,

Wish your Life will always be Bright.

So my Dear don't get Fear

Coz, God Gift us a "BRAND NEW YEAR".

*HAPPY NEW YEAR*

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My wishes for you, Great start for Jan, Love for Feb, Peace for March, No worries for April, Fun for May, Joy for June to Nov, Happiness for Dec, Have a lucky and wonderful 2008

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I wish U to have a .....

Sweetest Sunday,

Marvellous Monday,

Tasty Tuesday,

Wonderful Wednesday,

Thankful Thursday,

Friendly Friday,

Successful Saturday.

Have a great Year. HAPPY NEW YEAR

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I Wish in 2008

God gives You...

12 Month of Happiness,

52 Weeks of Fun,

365 Days Success,

8760 Hours Good Health,

52600 Minutes Good Luck,

3153600 Seconds of Joy...and that's all!

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In 'The Universal Bank of God'...

God stores his blessings & deposited 365 days full of love, faith & happiness for you...

So, Enjoy spending...

Happy New Year.

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A Relaxed Mind, A Peaceful Soul, A Joyful Spirit, A Healthy Body & Heart full of Love..All these are my Prayers for You..Wish a Happy New Year 2008.

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Throughout the Coming Year may your life be filled with little celebration of Happiness...Wishes you a Bright, Happy and Prosperous New Year 2008 with God Bless.

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Before the sun sets in this year, before the memories fade, before the networks get jammed.....Wish u and ur family Happy Sparkling New Year 2008.

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New Year begins, let us pray, that it will be a year with new Peace, New Happiness, and abundance of new friends. God bless you through out the new Year.

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Wishing you Happy New Year, May u always keep in ur heart the special beauty and cheer of New Year.

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New Year is the time to unfold new horizons & realize new dreams, to rediscover the strength & faith within u, to rejoice in simple pleasures & gear up 4 a new challenges. Wishin u a truly fulfilling 2008

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When the mid-nite bell rings tonight...

Let it signify new and better things for you,

let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for,

Let it signify a year of courage and believes,

Wishing you a very...very...very prosperious 2008.

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Jokes for fun.

*Dil ke operation ko BYEPASS kyo kehte hain?
Kyon ki agar operation theek ho gaya to... PASS varna Hamesha ke liye BYE!

Lalu: Rabri, tum to hamara CHAND ho.
Rabri: Na ji hamka CHAND VAND mat kahiye, ye sasure America wale roj Chand pe chadte utarte rahte hai.

Kabhi ye mat socho tumhare gf/bf ya wife/hubby ne tumhe kitna romantic msg bheja hai,
sirf yeh socho ke Use kisne bheja hoga ?


Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha.
2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya.
3rd day koi aur ladki thi.
4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey

Manmohan Singh: We are sending Indians to the moon next year!
Bush: Wow! Howc many?
Manamohan: 25 OBC, 25 SC, 20 ST, 5 Handicapped, 5 Sports Persons, 5 Terrorist Affected, 5 Kashmiri Migrants, 9 Politicians & if possible 1 Astronnaut

In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@12.75 n sell @15.25, it's loss or profit?
Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise


Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.

U luv sumone... u marry sumone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband &
the one u loved becomes the password of your emai id...

Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.

Ek samay ki bat hai, Mata Lakshmi ji ka ULLU unse rooth gaya aur bola, 'Apki sab puja karte hain, mujhe koi nahin puchhta'
Lakshmi ji boli: Ab se har sal meri puja se 8-10 din pehle tumhari puja hogi. Us din Ullu puje jayenge.
Tabhi se Diwali k pehle us din ko KARWA CHAUTH keh kar manaya jata hai!


A Solid reason for having two girlfriends at one time: Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service!

Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahathma Gandhi
Dasto hun bapu di maniye ya chache ki?


10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.. Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of
accidentsarer due to driving without drinking! Piyo Sar Utha Ke!

Yamraj ne ek ladke ki jaan le li. Chitragupt- Is ko waqt se pehle kyon mara?
Yumraj: Kya karun, March end mein target jo pura karna tha.


Beggar: Saab 12Rs do na coffee peeni hai.
Man: Lekin coffee to 6Rs ki hai?
Beggar: Par saab girlfrend bhi to hai.
Man: Bhikari hokar bhi GF banali.
Beggar: Na saab,GF ne Bhikari bana diya!

Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!

first time jokes on "baniya"

For the first Time Baniya Jokes

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Baniya: Yeh kela(banana) kaisay diya?

Shopkeeper: 1Rs.

Baniya: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?

S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.

Baniya:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de

 

 

Baniya on his death time.

My wife, where r u ?

Wife:Yes, I'm here

My sons daughters ru all here?

Yes, Papa

Baniya:To phir brabar wale kamre

ka pankha Q khula hay ??? :D:D:D

 

 

Baniya 14th floor se neche gira

Girte waqt usne

apni ghar ki khirki me

apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha

to chilla k bola

MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!

 

 

Baniya ne sheikh ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.

Sheikh ne usay MERCEDEZ gift kardi.

Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,

Baniya ne phir khoon dia.

Ab k bar Sheikh ne till waly laddu gift kiye,

Baniya:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?

Sheikh:Munna.!! Ab hamarey ander bhi baniye ka khoon dor raha hay:)

 

 

Baniya called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Chacha Mar gaya hai, kya

charges hongay?

NewsPaper: Rs.50 per word.

Baniya: Oh bohat ziyada hain, Acha likho "Chacha Guzar Gaye".

Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words!

Baniya: Oh ho! Jara sochnay do..... Acha likho....... ......... .

Chacha Guzar Gaye - Maruti for Sale .

 

 

Baniya ask to Taxi Driver: CP wale gurudware jayega kya?

Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga.

Baniya ne jaib se lunchbox nikala or kaha:

Wapsi main langar ka khana lete aana.

 

 

Baniya ko bhoot charh gaya ,

3 din baad bhoot khud ek ojha k paas gaya aur bola,

Ojha sahab mujhe bahar Nikalo..! Warna me to bhookha hi mar jaon ga

 

 

Titanic K Sath Baniya Bhi Doob Raha Tha

Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha

Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?

Baniya: Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda

funny shayari.....dil se

Funny Shaayari

 

Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye

aasman se chand taare torr laun,

Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye

aasman se chand taare torr laun,

Lekin tum unka karo gi kiya???

(Kiya logical sher hai!!)

 

Dil ka dard dil torrne waley kiya jaaney,

Pyar ke rivajon ko zamana kiya jaaney,

Hoti hai kitni takleef larrki ko pataney main,

Ye ghar pe baitha larrki ka baap kiya jaaney

 

Hai tu agar mera dilbar,

Hai tu agar mera dilbar,

To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar.

 

Woh bhi kiya din the jub hum haseenon ke galey mila karte the,

Ye un dinon ki baat hai jub hum 2 saal ke hua kartey the.

 

Hum guzre un ki gali se ajab ittefaq tha,

Hum guzre un ki gali se ajab ittefaq tha,

unhon ne phenka hum pe phool,

lekin gamla bhi saath tha.

 

 

Un ki gali ke chakkar kaat kaat kar,

Kutte bhi hamare yaar ho gaey,

Woh to hamare ho na sakey,

Hum kutton ke sardar ho gaey.

 

Na woh inkaar karti hai,

Na woh ikraar karti hai,

Kambakhat mere hi sapnon main aa kar,

Mere dost se pyaar karti hai.

 

Mene poochha chand se...

Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa haseen?

Chand ne kaha: Chandni ki kasam...

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Ab jab gira baadal, teri yaad ai,

Jhoom ke barsa saawan, teri yaad ai,

Bheega main, lekin phir bhi teri yaad ai,

Kiyun na aey teri yaad?

Tune jo chhatri ab tak nahi lautai...

 

Lal diwar per choone se likha tha Ghalib ne,

Lal diwar per choone se likha tha Ghalib ne,

Yahan likhna mana hai.

 

Heer kahe Raanjhe se:

O sun mere Raanjhnaaa!

Jhoothe bartanon ko tum,

Ragarr ragarr kar maanjna!

 

Majnu ko Laila ka sms nahi aya,

Majnu ne 2 din se khana nahi khaya,

Majnu marne wala hai Laila ke pyar main,

Aur Laila bethi hai sms free hone ke intazar main.

E_Khuda

ek din khuda ne mujhse kaha, k teri zindgi bas kuchh pal ki hai,
par wo aayegi tere aagosh me bas ek pal k liye ,
maine khuda se kaha, "us ek pal se zyada, mujhe zindgi nahi chahiye",

khuda ne kaha, teri aagosh me aa k unke hoto pe aayegi muskurahten bepanah,
maine khuda se kaha "mujhe aur koi khushi nahi chahiye"

khuda ne kaha o nadan, sang uske ho kar, is jahan me tu ho jayega tanha,
maine khuda se kaha "gar wo hain sange mere meri aakhri sans tak to, mujhe koi aur saathi nahi chahiye"

khuda ne kaha, k gar wo aayegi tere paas, to tujhe ek boond pani bhi naseeb nahi hoga,
maine khuda se kaha, "bas meri aakhri sans tak wo saath hon mere, is 4 pal ki zindgi me jine k liye, mujhe kuchh aur nahi chahiye",

khuda se raha na gaya, unhone fir kaha, "are o nadan 'wo aayegi teri pahlu me teri maut ban kar'"
maine kaha "gar itni hasin aur khushnuma meri maut hain, to mujhe zindgi nahi chahiye