Mickey Rourke Unlike Celebrity

Those of you out there who look at Mickey and tentatively ask ‘what the hell happened?’ are to be forgiven. After pretty boy beginnings, ex-boxer Rourke’s current facial state is akin to that of Sly Stallone’s mom after Jackie’s kisser has been crammed through a combustion engine head first.With surgery rendering Mickey’s visage more plastic than a she-male’s penis, it’s an absolute miracle